Friday, September 19, 2008

"The Power Of The Pussy"








Does the female sex fail to realize how much clutch they possess? Believe it or not, there are some ladies out there who take a seat and forget what they are sitting on. All around me, in reality and fiction, I see how women are subjecting themselves to any bullshit men throw at them and taking it. What if I were born a woman? Something tells me if I were born a female, I would be the baddest bitch there is.

While changing in the men's locker room at work, some of my mother's former co-workers asked me how she's enjoying her retirement. After telling them she was doing just fine, one gentlemen, Tony, spoke briefly about the first time he encountered my mother, Janet. The 5 foot, hazel-eyed beauty was given a stare from Tony that clearly said "Damn! Who the fuck is that?!" He said she then counteracted with a side eye look that loudly spoke volumes of "Nigga, please!". As a consolation, I mentioned to the guys that my mother gave me that same side eye, " Nigga, please!" look all the time as a teenager. Laughter erupted throughout the room. My mom had all those sorry ass bastards' noses all up in the air with every switch she threw at them.



I understood the strength of a woman after a dispute with my mom when I was 17. My grandfather, my mother's father, gave me my first man-to-man talk about women including his daughter. I can't remember much from that conversation since at that age I wanted no parts of girls and was convinced that I liked men. However, I can recall my "Pop-Pop", a man of the cloth, saying after the talk, "It's all about the power of the pussy." For the first time in my short life, I gagged.


Whenever I'm out and about with my friend, Skyi, we people-watch mainly at the fellas. Every now and then a lady with tossed hair, tight body, and natural beauty who exudes all types of fierceness will walk by. Then without a cue we'll look at each other and say," Now THAT'S how I'd look if I was a bitch." Skyi would follow up with, "See bitches don't know how to do it. If I was a girl, my hair and nails would stay done. My ears, hands, neck, and wrists would stay iced out and my clothes would fit me like an extra layer of skin. I'd have these niggas eat'n out of the palm of my hand. You feel me? I'd get it all without giving up any pussy." I would pipe in with "Meanwhile, there are some women who give the ass up for a juice box."

If I could stress one point to my female counterparts, it would be for ladies to accept dominance between the sexes. If men have physical strength then women have the power of the pussy.

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